2,000 Deployed to Guam

In an effort to boost Guam’s bird population and prevent further damage to electrical equipment on the Andersen Air Force Base believed to be caused by snakes, the U.S. Department of Agriculture recently spent $8 million to have 2,000 mice sent on a covert mission to Guam.  Given snakes’ sensitivity to acetaminophen (Tylenol), the objective was…

Mitt Romney’s Black Grandson

Former presidential nominee Mitt Romney has a new addition to the family, a beautiful baby boy adopted by his son, Ben, and his daughter-in-law, Andelynne.  Like any typically proud grandfather, he made the announcement of his 22nd grandchild to the world via Twitter.  But there is one slight problem:  Mitt Romney’s grandson is black. In…